Mr. Sam’s Wild Ride
(Tune: “Last Kiss”)

CHORUS

Ou-ou-ou-ou, ou-ou-ou-ou
Ou-ou-ou-ou, ou-ou-ou-ou

I was driving with Sam, in my intact G-car
     Headin’ back from Fourchon, en route to Houma
     (Boston rhyme)

When out on the road, straight ahead
   
     A car in our lane, Sam thought we were dead

I swerved to the left cause I couldn’t stop
   
     Whacked a car and a truck, then -- poof -- the air
     bags popped
  (Air bag dust everywhere).

“Oh where, oh where can the G-car be?”
   
     IO Kris keeps asking me.

Sam says to Rogers, “If you want to survive
   
     When touring with the captain, YOU better drive.” 

CHORUS

Ou-ou-ou-ou, ou-ou-ou-ou
Ou-ou-ou-ou, ou-ou-ou-ou

I sweat for a month (Actually, year round), like I’m
     the bad guy
   
     When IO reports to D8, I’m gonna fry 

“Other gal’s fault!”  says Golden Meadow PD
      (Finally!)
      Her being stupid exonerates me 

Wanted one last trip with Sam to Dulac
   
     “Down the bayou” with me? -- Sam ain’t -- 
      goin’ back
  (Never did take that trip, did we, Sam?
     “And that was no
accident!” Sam says.)  

“Oh where, oh where can the G-car be?”
   
     IO Kris keeps asking me. 

Sam says to Rogers, “If you want to survive
   
     When touring with the captain, YOU better
     drive.”

CHORUS

Ou-ou-ou-ou, ou-ou-ou-ou
Ou-ou-ou-ou, ou-ou-ou-ou

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