Morgan City is a Coast Guard City
(Tune: Alan Jackson’s "Little
Bitty")
The Captain I relieved who works in D8
Last year said to me,
"This place is really great!
Come on down, see that it’s true."
Now he and I share the same view
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People up north, wasting their pity |
Got a great mayor, hair’s gray like mine
Runs a great town where life is fine
Foundation friend, named "Mr. Al"
The local Coast Guard’s bestest best pal
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People up north, wasting their pity |
Labor Day weekend, who could guess?
We celebrate the Shrimp and Petrofest
Annually crown a new king and queen
With a maritime toast and more stuff that’s keen
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People up north, wasting their pity |
Festival boss, name is "Miss Rose"
Never know next what she’ll propose
PELICAN, AXE, Honor Guard, too
Planning with her keeps us on our toes
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People up north, wasting their pity |
Walkin’ near the park, what do I see?
In a store front window, I’m stuffed in effigy
"Mr. Brent" has dressed a dummy to be
A facsimile of Steve Garrity
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People up north, wasting their pity |
Hometown hero, Mr. Ed Kyle
At the Fest rides senior Coasties in style
Police cars drive in a conga line
Deliver VIP’s to places on time
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Great Festival friends, Brent and Ben
Invite to their homes Coast Guard friends
So does Ms. Brownell, her bar with a gator
Opens the eyes of them out-of-staters
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People up north, wasting their pity |
The Captain I relieved who works in D8
Last year said to me, "This place is really great!
Come on down, see that it’s true."
Now he and I share the same view
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People up north, wasting their pity |
Got a great locale where life is fine
Wear blue here, folks’ll treat you kind
Whether ANT or Axe, Group or MSO
The MSU or Lockport PRO
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People up north, wasting their pity |
Never at a loss for something to do
Basketball, golf, a road race or two
Sometimes the mission gets in our way
When the work is done, we all find time to play
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People up north, wasting their pity |
Labor Day weekend, who could guess?
We celebrate the Shrimp and Petrofest
Coast Guard escorts, with beauty queens
"Pretty" nice duty, know what I mean?
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People up north, wasting their pity |
Wanna see gators? Visit Mr. Jim
Not many Coasties have seen the likes of him
Open-air couch, aquatic neighborhood
Whether boating or home, "Life on the bayou’s good!"
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At Mardi Gras time, we go to Mr. B’s
You can never get enough Mardi Gras beads
Mardi Gras Fever, local disease
When you say, "Throw me something, Mr." don’t even
say please
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Today we bid farewell to our really great Chief
Hurricane Izzy sure caused him some grief
Retiring today, he’s like a young pup
No more Star or LOOP, his life is looking up
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Jim, Mr. B, and Chief all agree
Here you pass a good time with your Coast Guard family
Faces change, but life stays the same
Gotta make the most of our "Coast Guard City" name
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